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Baby Rebecca. H. sapiens. The Baby Rebecca, also known as “shiao ro ro” (little meat), is an omnivore and weighs nearly 17 lbs. Although seen sitting, she is often found supine or prone, moving about by rolling. While her language skills are primitive, she still makes her needs known with amazing skill. Among her many unique features, she is well known for her maternally inherited cheeks and paternally inherited toes.

One comment

  • gina
    gina
    June 28, 2011 - 6:26 pm | Permalink

    best. nickname. EVER.

    also, she has teeth! welcome to omnivorousness, kiddo!

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